peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

shaggydoge:

shaggydoge:

IM LAUHGING AT THE SHOWER SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE BENEDICT’S LIKE “FUK why is there so much watER IN MY EYEBROWS”

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

chaobunny:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

The perks of living in NYC. (well I’m home now, but still!)

“What am I doing with my life? I’m so pale. I should get out more. I should eat better. My posture’s horrible. I should stand up straighter. People would respect me more if I stood up straighter. What’s wrong with me? I just want to connect. Why can’t I connect with people? Oh, right, it’s cause I’m dead.”

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

Jenna Ushkowitz: “I love working with Kevin [McHale]. We’re really close and he’s just the best.” 

@druidDUDE: if you havent gotten @JennaUshkowitz’s book #choosingGLEE today, I HATE YOU.